Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Your math teacher didn’t come, so he left this paper for you to do in his class”
You teacher’s expectation:
Reality:
FREE TIME!
When a stranger walks up to you
And shakes your hand
And sits next you
So you’re just like
But then he starts talking to you
So you’re just like
When my sibling insults me …
My parents are like:
But if I insult my sibling, my parents are like:
(Source: onedstolemyheart)
When I’m famous and I appear on TV…
My parents will be like:
My teachers will be like:
And my classmates, who ignored me for all these years, will be like:
Karma, bitches.
(Source: lmaogtfo)
When someones replies to your text
And they’re like “huh?”
Really, bitch? The text is right there. How about you go back and read it again?
OH MY FUCKING GOD
